Tahiti Tuchus
Paul Gauguin, Tahitian Women Bathing, 1892
Paul Gauguin set off for Tahiti in June 1891, dreaming of a paradise where he could "listen to the silence of beautiful tropical nights." While his painting Tahitian Women Bathing resembles his other Polynesian paintings, it was not painted in oil on canvas. Instead, it was painted in oil on paper and began as a sheet of working drawings. The large sheet was later mounted on canvas, retouched, and varnished, presumably to prepare it for sale.
The unusual evolution of this painting from a sheet of working drawings provides insight into Gauguin's methodology as a draftsman and painter. It also accounts for the painting's compositional disharmony. The different elements of the painting were not originally intended to be seen together, and the artist's later additions and revisions did not fully resolve the disharmony.
Aesthetic Attraction:
The shape and curves of buttocks can be aesthetically pleasing to some people. The human body's symmetry and proportions can be visually attractive, and well-shaped buttocks can add to the overall appeal of a person's physique.
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Turbo-Vet that Tush & Workout that Butt with these
Galatea this world
Jean-Léon Gérôme, Pygmalion and Galatea, ca. 1890
Between 1890 and 1892, Jean-Léon Gérôme created several artworks based on the myth of Pygmalion and Galatea. This is one of three known oil paintings that depict the moment when the goddess Venus brings the sculpture of Galatea to life, fulfilling Pygmalion's wish for a wife as beautiful as his creation. The painting is closely related to a polychrome marble sculpture by Gérôme that is now on display at Hearst Castle in San Simeon, California. In each of the paintings, the sculpture appears from a different angle, as though it were being viewed in the round.
Aesthetic Attraction:
Cultural norms and media portrayals play a significant role in shaping beauty standards and preferences. In some cultures or time periods, certain body features, including buttocks, may be idealized and considered symbols of attractiveness. For example, in some cultures, large buttocks are seen as a sign of fertility and wealth.
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academic allegories
Gustave Courbet, The Source, 1862, Oil on canvas
Courbet's artwork departs from the conventional portrayal of an idealized female figure in academic allegories. Instead of presenting a hyper-idealized nude, he depicts a woman embracing a cascade of water. This may have been a direct response to Ingres' work, which features a nude holding a jar from which water symbolically flows. Courbet's portrayal is more down-to-earth and realistic, offering a more natural representation of a woman interacting with water.
Aesthetic Attraction:
Buttocks are considered an erogenous zone and can be a source of sexual attraction for some individuals. In human evolution, physical traits associated with reproductive fitness have played a role in mate selection. For example, some studies have shown that men are more likely to be attracted to women with larger buttocks, as this is a sign of good health and fertility.
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Double up on the mortadellas
mortadella
mortadella with salami
mortadella with salami
Its unique and delightful texture. Mortadella is a large, emulsified sausage from Bologna, Italy, made from finely ground pork and pork fat. This process of emulsification creates an incredibly smooth, almost velvety texture that melts in your mouth. Unlike many other cured meats, Mortadella is cooked, which contributes to its soft, delicate bite. This is perfectly complemented by the satisfying chew of the visible "polka dots" of high-quality pork fat and, often, the pleasant crunch of pistachios.
mortadella with salami
mortadella with salami
mortadella with salami
Its remarkable versatility in the kitchen. The sausage's mild yet savory flavor, often accented with spices like black pepper, makes it incredibly adaptable. Mortadella is commonly sliced and served on sandwiches, where its soft texture is a perfect counterpoint to crusty bread. It is a star on charcuterie boards, pairing beautifully with a wide range of cheeses and fruits. But its uses don't stop there; it can be diced and incorporated into pasta fillings like tortellini, fried to a crispy texture, or even puréed to make a flavorful mousse, showcasing its ability to enhance a variety of dishes.
idle existence
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Woman before a Mirror, 1897, Oil on cardboard
Lautrec’s work often explored the secluded and idle lives of prostitutes, a recurring and powerful theme throughout his career. His portfolio includes around fifty paintings on the subject, along with numerous drawings and prints—most notably the Elles series of color lithographs, completed just a year before this painting.
In this particular work, Lautrec neither idealizes the woman’s nude form nor reveals her expression in the mirror. Instead, she appears to be candidly assessing herself, engaged in a raw and unfiltered self-examination. The portrayal conveys a striking sense of realism and vulnerability, capturing the unvarnished truth of her existence and emotional state.
Aesthetic Attraction:
Feeling attractive and confident in one's body is essential for many people. Appreciating their own buttocks or being admired by others for this feature can boost self-esteem and self-assurance.
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So find that Juicy double
drawn from antiquity
Gustave Courbet, Study of a Nude Man, c. 1840, Oil on canvas
This artwork is believed to have been created by the young Courbet shortly after his arrival in Paris in 1839. At the time, he was studying under Baron Charles de Steuben and later at the Académie Suisse. During this period, subjects drawn from antiquity and the Bible were highly esteemed, and the ability to skillfully depict the nude male figure was considered a key milestone in an artist’s training. Although only a few works from Courbet’s early years survive, the exact origins of this painting remain uncertain.
Aesthetic Attraction:
It's important to remember that individual preferences and perceptions of attractiveness are diverse and shaped by a variety of factors. It is crucial to respect and appreciate different body types and recognize that beauty and attractiveness come in various forms.
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pull up quick and retrieve these Cubanos
Taste of Immigrant History
Taste of Immigrant History
Taste of Immigrant History
The Cuban sandwich is more than a meal; it's the product of late 19th-century immigrant culture in Florida. Born in the cigar factories of cities like Tampa, it was a hearty, practical lunch for workers. The sandwich traditionally layers mojo-marinated roasted pork, ham, Swiss cheese, pickles, and yellow mustard on a unique Cuban bread, which becomes perfectly crisp when pressed. Its specific combination of ingredients reflects the fusion of cultures in its new home.
"Salami Rivalry"
Taste of Immigrant History
Taste of Immigrant History
A fierce but friendly rivalry over the "authentic" recipe exists between two Florida cities, and it all comes down to salami.
Tampa: The traditional recipe here includes Genoa salami, a tribute to the Italian immigrants who worked alongside Cubans in the city's cigar factories.
Miami: This version, heavily influenced by a later wave of Cuban exiles, omits the salami, sticking to a purely pork and ham combination.
This single ingredient difference has become a significant point of regional identity and culinary pride.
poetic expression
Titian (Tiziano Vecellio), Venus and Adonis, c. 1550, Oil on canvas
Inspired by stories from Ovid’s Metamorphoses, Titian began a series of paintings he called poesie—a poetic expression through paint. In this particular work, Venus is shown desperately trying to stop her lover from departing for the hunt, foreseeing—correctly—the tragic fate that awaits him. The painting radiates a sensuous mood, heightened by the striking depiction of Venus from behind and the emotional tension conveyed through their exchanged glances and Cupid’s fearful presence.
While Titian’s workshop produced several versions of this composition, the one presented here is especially significant, as it was painted by Titian himself and is considered the finest example.
Aesthetic Attraction:
- The appreciation for buttocks is not limited to one gender or sexual orientation. People of all genders and sexual orientations can find buttocks attractive.
- The appreciation for buttocks can be influenced by personal experiences. For example, someone who has had positive experiences with their own buttocks may be more likely to appreciate them.
- The appreciation for buttocks can be influenced by societal influences. For example, the media may portray buttocks in a certain way, which can influence how people perceive them.
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Get the friction on
Ham and Cheese from Moulin
Capicola and Cheese from DeSimone
Capicola and Cheese from DeSimone
The ham and cheese croissant is a popular culinary fusion that marries the Austrian-born, French-perfected flaky croissant with a savory filling inspired by the classic French sandwich, the croque monsieur. Its widespread adoption in Western food culture, particularly from the mid-20th century, was propelled by the rise of French bakeries and later the mass production of frozen dough, making it a readily available staple. The pastry's broad appeal, enjoyed by a diverse demographic including many white people, stems from its comforting and rich flavor profile of salty ham, melted cheese, and buttery pastry. This versatile combination, suitable for any meal from breakfast to lunch, has solidified its status as a beloved comfort food and an accessible taste of European café culture.
Capicola and Cheese from DeSimone
Capicola and Cheese from DeSimone
Capicola and Cheese from DeSimone
A capicola sandwich is a flavorful and satisfying option built around a traditional Italian cured meat made from pork shoulder or neck. Known for its rich, savory taste and balanced fat content, capicola is seasoned with garlic, wine, and spices like chili flakes. In Italian-American communities—especially in places like New Jersey or Philadelphia—it’s often affectionately called “gabagool.” You’ll find it layered on crusty hoagie rolls or Italian bread, typically with provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, oil, vinegar, and sometimes roasted peppers. Capicola is a staple in Italian combo subs alongside other cured meats like salami and mortadella. Though usually served cold, it’s also delicious warmed up, especially when the fat begins to melt into the bread and cheese, creating a rich, bold bite.
ultimate decision
Lucas Cranach the Elder, The Judgment of Paris, c. 1528, Oil on beech
Lucas Cranach the Elder gained widespread acclaim as a court painter for the electors of Saxony in Wittenberg. His workshop became known for producing popular mythological scenes, particularly those centered on the theme of Venus. One of his most renowned works is The Judgment of Paris, painted around 1528.
In the painting, Paris appears in contemporary armor as he considers the three goddesses—Minerva, Venus, and Juno—each competing for the title of the fairest. Nearby, Mercury holds the prize: a golden orb resembling the mythical apple. Cupid, poised with his bow, takes aim at Venus, signaling Paris’s ultimate choice in favor of the goddess of love.
Aesthetic Attraction:
The appreciation for buttocks is a complex and multifaceted issue. There are many factors that can influence how people perceive buttocks, and it is important to respect and appreciate different body types.
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Real thick and Juicy
Cured Ham
Fabrique Délices Bayonne Ham is an authentic French cured ham made in the traditional style of the Bayonne region, protected by PGI status. This whole, boneless leg weighs around 12 pounds and is aged for 12 months, developing a delicate, mildly sweet flavor with a tender yet firm texture. Salted with mineral-rich spring salt from Salies-de-Béarn and air-dried using time-honored techniques, it’s fully ready to eat and best enjoyed sliced paper-thin. Ideal for charcuterie boards, baguette pairings, or even light cooking, it shines alongside wine, fruit, and cheese. Produced by Fabrique Délices—a California-based charcuterie maker known for its high-quality French-style meats—this ham offers artisanal quality in a generous format, perfect for entertaining or long-term enjoyment
unique twist
Auguste Renoir, Reclining Nude, 1883, Oil on canvas
During the 1880s, Renoir became captivated by the nude and the legacy of classical art. In this particular painting, he set out to pay homage to Ingres’s Grande Odalisque, housed at the Musée du Louvre in Paris. However, Renoir added his own unique twist, transforming Ingres’s cool, composed courtesan into a vibrant, rosy-cheeked young woman. He also reimagined the harem interior as an Impressionist landscape, evoking the serene beauty of the Channel coast. Renoir’s reinterpretation blends classical themes with his signature Impressionist style, celebrating youthful vitality and the natural world.
Pop-Culture Reference:
A humorous, over-the-top anthem celebrating curvy women, particularly those with larger buttocks. The song opens with a now-famous spoken intro parodying “valley girl” disdain for fuller figures: Sir Mix A Lot
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